She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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