If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
how drunk are you?
Several
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
