SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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