dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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