the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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