Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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