Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just want to make out with him forever
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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