How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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