last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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