WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
