Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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