How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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