You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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