i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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