Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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