Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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