Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Never let your siblings swipe right.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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