What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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