Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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