I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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