it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I supernannyed him into submission
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
