Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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