Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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