that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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