What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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