their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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