All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
