so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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