Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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