escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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