I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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