I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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