Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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