is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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