Duck Duck Cougar?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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