I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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