This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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