i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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