he shaved USA in his pubs
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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