I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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