the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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