I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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