I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
