So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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