Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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