of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I love you. Go after that dick
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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