IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I touched a dick in church today
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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