How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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