you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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