We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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