Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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