So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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