Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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