so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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