He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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