He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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