I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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