4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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